No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
honey bunches of taint.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Boobs are out for the taking
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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