I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
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