Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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