i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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