you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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