I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
smell my finger.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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