Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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