Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
