We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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