Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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