He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Randomize
