talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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