Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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