so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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