Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
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