I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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