i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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