Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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