I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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