Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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