You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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