Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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