I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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