i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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