Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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