Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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