She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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