I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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