The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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