Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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