when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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