the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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