I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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