You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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