my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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