Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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