this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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