Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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