Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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