i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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