As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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