Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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