What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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