I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
smell my finger.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
