gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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