next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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