guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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