TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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