Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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