Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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