is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
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Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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