when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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