Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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