yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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