Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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