I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
only you would photoshop your dick
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
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