That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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