We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Quick, to the slutcave!
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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