He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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