let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
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we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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